YOU SAID:
You got up on the wrong side of the bed today, huh?
INTO JAPANESE
今日はベッドの向きを間違えたのか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Did you misfit the bed today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日はベッドに合わなかった?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Didn't you fit in the bed today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日はベッドに入らなかったの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Didn't you go to bed today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日は寝ませんでしたか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Did you go to bed today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日は寝ましたか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Did you sleep today?
INTO JAPANESE
今日は寝た?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Did you sleep today?
That's deep, man.