YOU SAID:
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss you.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは彼氏がいる、彼はあなたにキスしないと思う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a boyfriend, I think he will not kiss you.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがボーイフレンドを持っているなら、彼はあなたにキスしないと思う。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If you have a boyfriend, I think he will not kiss you.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.