YOU SAID:
You dooked your britches and got your Hoyer stew all over my new shoes
INTO JAPANESE
君はズボンを汚して、ホイヤーシチューを私の新しい靴に塗りつけた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You soiled your trousers and smeared Hoyer stew on my new shoes.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはズボンを汚し、私の新しい靴にホイヤーシチューを塗りつけた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You soiled your trousers and smeared Hoyer stew on my new shoes.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.