YOU SAID:
You don't win friends with salad.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはサラダで友達に勝つことはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You will not beat your friends with a salad.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはサラダで友達を殴ることはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You will not beat your friends with a salad.
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