YOU SAID:
You don’t win friends with salad.
INTO JAPANESE
サラダと友達を獲得しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Won't win friends with salad.
INTO JAPANESE
サラダと友人に勝つことはありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You don't win friends with salad.
INTO JAPANESE
サラダと友達を獲得しません。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.