YOU SAID:
You do not do you do not do any more black shoe in which I have lived like a foot for thirty years poor and white barely daring to breathe or achoo.
INTO JAPANESE
もう、黒い靴を履かないで。私は30年間、貧しく、白人で、息をするのもやっとで、うめき声もあげながら、足のように暮らしてきた。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't wear black shoes anymore. I've been a poor, white, barely breathing, groaning foot for 30 years.
INTO JAPANESE
もう黒い靴は履かないでください。私は30年間、貧弱で、白く、かろうじて呼吸し、うめき声を上げる足でした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't wear black shoes anymore. I've had poor, white, barely breathing, moaning feet for 30 years.
INTO JAPANESE
もう黒い靴は履かないでください。私は30年間、貧弱で、白く、ほとんど呼吸せず、うめき声を上げている足を持っていました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Don't wear black shoes anymore. I've had poor, white, barely breathing, moaning feet for 30 years.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.