YOU SAID:
you couldn't carry a tune if it had a handle on it
INTO JAPANESE
ハンドルがついていれば、曲を運ぶことはできなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the steering wheel could not carry the song
INTO JAPANESE
ハンドルは歌を運ぶことができなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the steering wheel could not carry the song
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