YOU SAID:
You could probably spill soup in my lap, and I'd apologize to you.
INTO JAPANESE
たぶん、ひざにスープをこぼしてしまうかもしれませんが、おyouび申し上げます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Maybe I spilled soup on my knees, but I ’m sorry to hear you.
INTO JAPANESE
ひざにスープをこぼしたのかもしれませんが、ごめんなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry I spilled the soup on my knees.
INTO JAPANESE
ひざにスープをこぼしてごめんなさい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sorry for spilling soup on your knees.
INTO JAPANESE
膝にスープをこぼしてすみません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sorry for spilling soup on your knees.
Come on, you can do better than that.