YOU SAID:
You come into our apartment at night and punch our thighs!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは夜に私たちのアパートに来るし、私たちの太ももをパンチ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You will come to our apartment at night and then punch our thighs!
INTO JAPANESE
夜の私たちのアパートに来て、私たちの太ももをパンチ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Come to our night's apartment, punches our thighs!
INTO JAPANESE
私たちの夜のアパートに来て、私たちの太ももにパンチ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Come at night in our apartment and punched our thighs!
INTO JAPANESE
私たちのアパートで夜に来て、私たちの太ももをパンチ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Come at night in our apartment, punches our thighs!
INTO JAPANESE
私たちのアパートで夜に来て、私たちの太ももにパンチ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Come at night in our apartment and punched our thighs!
INTO JAPANESE
私たちのアパートで夜に来て、私たちの太ももをパンチ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Come at night in our apartment, punches our thighs!
INTO JAPANESE
私たちのアパートで夜に来て、私たちの太ももにパンチ!
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