YOU SAID:

you cant be a friendly neighbourhood spiderman if there is no neighbourhood

INTO JAPANESE

近所がない場合、友好的な近所のスパイダーマンになることはできません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you don't have a neighborhood, you can't be a friendly neighborhood spiderman

INTO JAPANESE

近所がない場合は、フレンドリーな近所のスパイダーマンになることはできません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you don't have a neighborhood, you can't be a friendly neighborhood spiderman