YOU SAID:
You cannot be the king of Tuesday, no matter how many goats you can fire out of your nose at the same time!
INTO JAPANESE
一度に何頭のヤギを鼻から撃っても、火曜日の王にはなれません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No matter how many goats you shoot at once, you can't be the king of Tuesday!
INTO JAPANESE
一度に何頭のヤギを撃っても、火曜日の王にはなれない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
No matter how many goats you shoot at once, you can't be the king of Tuesday!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.