YOU SAID:
You can't teach an old dog a new trick
INTO JAPANESE
古い犬に新しいトリックを教えることはできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not teach old dogs new tricks
INTO JAPANESE
私は老犬に新しいトリックを教えることはできません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can not teach old dogs new tricks
That didn't even make that much sense in English.