YOU SAID:
You can't match for my Slide and Glide
INTO JAPANESE
私のスライドとグライドは一致しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My slide and glide don't match
INTO JAPANESE
スライドとグライドが一致しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slide and glide do not match
INTO JAPANESE
スライドとグライドが一致しません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slide and glide do not match
That didn't even make that much sense in English.