YOU SAID:
You can't do that here, it's illegal.
INTO JAPANESE
ここではできません、違法です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's illegal that you can't do it here.
INTO JAPANESE
ここでできないのは違法です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What you can't do here is illegal.
INTO JAPANESE
ここでできないことは違法です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What you can't do here is illegal.
Come on, you can do better than that.