YOU SAID:
You can't buy me, hotdog man.
INTO JAPANESE
ホットドッグ男、私を購入することはできません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You cannot buy hot dog guy, I.
INTO JAPANESE
ホットドッグ男を買うことができない私。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I can't buy a hot dog man.
INTO JAPANESE
ホットドッグ男が買えない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Buy a hot dog man.
INTO JAPANESE
ホットドッグ男を購入します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Buy a hot dog man.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.