YOU SAID:
You broke the internet! That's twice today that you did that.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはインターネットを壊した!今日はそれを2回しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You broke the internet! Today I am doing it twice.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはインターネットを壊した!今日私はそれを2回やっています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You broke the internet! Today I am doing it twice.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.