YOU SAID:
You are the victor in this pageantry, but the only trophy you deserve is catastrophe.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはこの華やかな大会の勝者ですが、あなたに与えられる唯一のトロフィーは大惨事です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the winner of this glamorous competition, but the only trophy awarded to you is catastrophe.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはこの華やかな競争の勝者ですが、あなたに与えられるトロフィーは大惨事だけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the winner of this glamorous competition, but the only trophy you will receive is catastrophe.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはこの華やかな競争の勝者ですが、受け取るトロフィーは大惨事だけです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the winner of this glamorous competition, but the only trophy you will receive is catastrophe.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.