YOU SAID:
You are the reason we can't have nice things.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたいいことがない理由です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is why it doesn't tell you that.
INTO JAPANESE
これは、それはことを教えていない理由です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is the reason why it does not tell.
INTO JAPANESE
これはなぜそれが教えてくれない理由です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is the reason why it will tell us why.
INTO JAPANESE
これは理由なぜそれはなぜ私たちを教えてくれます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
This is the reason why it will tell us why.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.