YOU SAID:
you are the fattest piece of wood
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは木の中で最も太い部分です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the thickest part of the tree.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは木の中で最も厚い部分です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the thickest part of the tree.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.