YOU SAID:
You are such a pathetic moron, you can't tie your own shoes without a third hand!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはそのような哀れなバカです、あなたは第三者の手なしであなた自身の靴を結ぶことはできません！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are such a pathetic stupid, you cannot tie your own shoes without the hands of a third party!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはそのような哀れな愚か者です、あなたは第三者の手なしであなた自身の靴を結ぶことはできません！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are such a pathetic fool, you can not tie your own shoes without the hands of a third party!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはそのような哀れな愚か者です、あなたは第三者の手なしであなた自身の靴を結ぶことはできません！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are such a pathetic fool, you can not tie your own shoes without the hands of a third party!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
