YOU SAID:
you are so bald my dude
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の男がとてもハゲです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are my guy so bald
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の男なのでハゲです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're bald because you're my man
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の男だからハゲだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're bald because you're my man
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
