YOU SAID:
YOU ARE LITERALLY PICKING A SCHOOL SHOOTER OVER ME!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは文字通り、私を狙って銃乱射事件を起こしているのです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are literally shooting at me!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは文字通り私に向かって撃っているのです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are literally shooting at me!
That's deep, man.