YOU SAID:
you are just a mini-man, you film yourself with a mini-cam and you drive a mini-van
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはただのミニマンで、ミニカメラで自分を撮影し、ミニバンを運転している
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're just a mini man, filming yourself with a mini camera and driving a mini van.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはただのミニマンで、ミニカメラで自分自身を撮影し、ミニバンを運転しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're just a mini man, filming yourself with a mini camera and driving a mini van.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.