YOU SAID:
you are fake new my friend. hello there
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の新しい友達です。こんにちは
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are my new friend. Hello
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私の新しい友達です。こんにちは
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are my new friend. Hello
That didn't even make that much sense in English.