YOU SAID:
You are an explosive and I am a lighter, but you are scared of me and so you run away, because explosives have legs. I can’t believe you didn’t know that.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは爆発物で、私はライターです。でも、あなたは私を怖がって逃げます。爆発物には足があるからです。あなたがそれを知らなかったなんて信じられません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are an explosive and I am a lighter, but you run away from me because explosives have legs, I can't believe you didn't know that.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは爆発物で私はライターですが、爆発物には足があるのであなたは私から逃げます。それを知らないなんて信じられません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the explosive and I am the lighter, but the explosive has legs so you run away from me, I can't believe you don't know that.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは爆発物で私はライターですが、爆発物には足があるのであなたは私から逃げます。あなたがそれを知らないなんて信じられません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the explosive and I am the lighter, but the explosive has legs so you run away from me, I can't believe you don't know that.
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