YOU SAID:
You are a very pretty potato and I would love to jump on you
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはとてもきれいなジャガイモで、あなたに飛びついてみたい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a very beautiful potato and want to jump on you
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはとても美しいジャガイモで、あなたに飛びつきたいです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a very beautiful potato and want to jump on you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.