YOU SAID:
'You are a twit' said the man.
INTO JAPANESE
「あなたはひげだ」と男は言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"You are a beard," the man said.
INTO JAPANESE
「君はひげだ」と男は言った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"You are a beard," the man said.
You've done this before, haven't you.