YOU SAID:
you are a terrible husband and i spent my best years with you you filthy donkey
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはひどい夫であり、私はあなたと一緒に私の最高の年を過ごしましたあなたろば
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a terrible husband and I have had my best year with you.
INTO JAPANESE
ひどい夫であり私はあなたと私の最高の年があった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I am a terrible husband and I have had my best year with you.
INTO JAPANESE
ひどい夫と私はあなたと私の最高の年があった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Terrible my husband and I was the best year ever for you and me.
INTO JAPANESE
ひどい夫と私はあなたと私のためにこれまで最高の年だった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Terrible my husband and I was the best year ever for you and me.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.