YOU SAID:
You are a large evil piece of red cloth covered in urine
INTO JAPANESE
赤い布で覆われた尿中の大規模な邪悪な作品が
BACK INTO ENGLISH
the large evil piece is covered with red cloth in the urine
INTO JAPANESE
邪悪な大部分は尿中に赤い布で覆われています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
most evil is covered with a red cloth in the urine
INTO JAPANESE
ほとんど悪は、尿中の赤い布で覆われています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
most evil is covered with a red cloth in the urine
That didn't even make that much sense in English.