YOU SAID:
You are a hog on a log, dog.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、ログの豚犬です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are pig dog log.
INTO JAPANESE
豚犬ログがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pig dog log.
INTO JAPANESE
豚犬ログ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pig dog log.
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