YOU SAID:
You are a hog on a log, dog.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、ログの豚犬です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are pig dog log.
INTO JAPANESE
豚犬ログがあります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pig dog log.
INTO JAPANESE
豚犬ログ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Pig dog log.
Come on, you can do better than that.