YOU SAID:
You are a depressed banana I met, but before we get out of our club, Mr. President, I want a man from you.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私が出会った落ち込んでいるバナナです、しかし、私たちがクラブを出る前に、大統領、私はあなたからの人が欲しいのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a depressed banana I met, but the president, I want someone from you before we leave the club.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私が出会った憂鬱なバナナですが、会長、私たちがクラブを去る前にあなたからの誰かがほしいのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a depressing banana I met, but the chairman, I want someone from you before we leave the club.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私が出会った憂鬱なバナナですが、会長、私たちがクラブを去る前にあなたからの誰かが欲しいのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a depressing banana I met, but the chairman, I want someone from you before we leave the club.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.