YOU SAID:
You are a chimpanzee with a red nose in a green motorcycle at a grocery store in Massachusetts and you smell like dirt but a little bit like weird purple sand
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはマサチューセッツ州の食料品店で緑のバイクに乗った赤い鼻のチンパンジーです。土のような匂いがしますが、少し奇妙な紫色の砂のような匂いもします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're a red-nosed chimpanzee on a green bike at a grocery store in Massachusetts. It smells earthy, but it also smells a little weird purple sandy.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはマサチューセッツ州の食料品店で緑の自転車に乗った赤い鼻のチンパンジーです。土のような匂いですが、少し変な紫色の砂のような匂いもします。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You're a red-nosed chimpanzee on a green bike at a grocery store in Massachusetts. It smells earthy, but it also smells a little weird purple sandy.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.