YOU SAID:
you are a child toucher
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは子供の番人です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the guard of a child
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは子供の番です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the child's turn
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは子供の番です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are the child's turn
That didn't even make that much sense in English.