YOU SAID:
You are a big fat lazy slice of pizza and I am going to eat you and get slapped by a tiny cat sucker.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはピザの大きな脂肪の怠惰なスライスです、そして私はあなたを食べて、小さな猫の吸盤に叩かれます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a lazy slice of big fat in a pizza, and I eat you and get hit by a little cat sucker.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはピザの大きな脂肪の怠惰なスライスです、そして私はあなたを食べて、小さな猫の吸盤に襲われます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a lazy slice of big fat in a pizza, and I eat you and get attacked by a little cat sucker.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはピザの大きな脂肪の怠惰なスライスです、そして私はあなたを食べて、小さな猫の吸盤に襲われます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You are a lazy slice of big fat in a pizza, and I eat you and get attacked by a little cat sucker.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.