YOU SAID:
You and me and the porter's daughters Ooh what to do, not a sausage to do
INTO JAPANESE
あなたと私とポーターの娘ああ何をするか、しないようにソーセージ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You and me and the Porter's daughter oh what to do, not sausage
INTO JAPANESE
あなたと私とポーターの娘ああ何をするか、しないソーセージ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You and me and the Porter's daughter oh what to do, no sausage
INTO JAPANESE
あなたと私とポーターの娘ああ何をすべきか、ソーセージはない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You and me and the Porter's daughter oh what to do, no sausage
That didn't even make that much sense in English.