YOU SAID:
You almost hit me, you colossal fucktrumpet!
INTO JAPANESE
もう少しで俺に当たるところだったぜ、この巨大なクソ野郎！
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That nearly hit me you big damn bastard!
INTO JAPANESE
それは私を襲うところだったよ、このクソ野郎！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It nearly hit me, you damn bastard!
INTO JAPANESE
危うく私に当たるところだったよ、このクソ野郎！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That nearly hit me, you damn bastard!
INTO JAPANESE
それは私を襲うところだった、このクソ野郎！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It nearly hit me, you damn bastard!
INTO JAPANESE
危うく私に当たるところだったよ、このクソ野郎！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That nearly hit me, you damn bastard!
INTO JAPANESE
それは私を襲うところだった、このクソ野郎！
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