YOU SAID:
you almost became a jill sandwich!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはほとんどジルのサンドイッチになった!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You almost got to Jill's sandwich!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはほとんどジルのサンドイッチに行きました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You almost went to Jill's sandwich!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたはジルのサンドイッチにほとんど行きました!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You almost went to Jill's sandwich!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.