YOU SAID:
yooo wassup dude, how ya doin'?
INTO JAPANESE
おいおい元気か?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, hey, hey. How are you?
INTO JAPANESE
おい、おい、お元気か?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, hey, hey. How you doing?
INTO JAPANESE
やあやあ調子はどう?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, hey, hey. How you doing?
Come on, you can do better than that.