YOU SAID:
yo yo yo wattup teach?
INTO JAPANESE
yo yo yo wattup 教えるか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do you teach me yo yo yo wattup?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私を教えますよよ、ワットアップよね?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You tell me, I know wattup?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私に言います、ワットアップを知っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You tell me, do you know the watt-up?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは私に教えてください、あなたはワットアップを知っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You tell me, do you know the watt-up?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.