YOU SAID:
yo why tf my pee pee hard
INTO JAPANESE
よなぜ私のおしっこおしっこを一生懸命 tf
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So why my pee pee hard tf
INTO JAPANESE
なぜ、私のおしっこおしっこハード tf
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why is my pee pee hard tf
INTO JAPANESE
なんで私のおしっこおしっこハード tf
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Why is my pee pee hard tf
That didn't even make that much sense in English.