YOU SAID:
yo whatsup dog want me to kiss you or what man
INTO JAPANESE
よ、犬はあなたにキスしてほしいの、それともどんな人にキスしてほしいの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yo, does the dog want you to kiss him or what kind of person does he want to kiss him?
INTO JAPANESE
犬はあなたにキスしてほしいのですか、それともどんな人にキスしたいのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does your dog want you to kiss him or what kind of person does he want to kiss?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの犬はあなたにキスしてほしいと思っていますか、あるいはどんな人にキスしたいと思っていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Does your dog want you to kiss him or what kind of person does he want to kiss?
That's deep, man.