YOU SAID:
yo! What up my hommies you down for some jawnt?
INTO JAPANESE
よ!私の相棒は何をしているのですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
world! What is my buddy doing?
INTO JAPANESE
世界!私の相棒は何をしていますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
world! What is my buddy doing?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.