YOU SAID:

Yo watz up, who?? Me??, yah. Yo, not much. How about yourself?,jus chillin, that sounds fun., it iz,

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よ、ワッツアップ、誰？？私？？あまりない。あなた自身はどうですか？

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Yo, what's up, who? ? I? ? Not so much. What about yourself?

INTO JAPANESE

よ、元気？ ？私？ ？そんなにない。あなた自身はどうですか？

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How are you ? I? ? Not so much. What about yourself?

INTO JAPANESE

お元気ですか ？私？ ？そんなにない。あなた自身はどうですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

How are you ? I? ? Not so much. What about yourself?