YOU SAID:

yo this is an epic gamer moment, no party poopers here in this crib

INTO JAPANESE

よ、これは壮大なゲーマーの瞬間です。このベビーベッドにはパーティーがありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, this is a spectacular gamer's moment. There are no parties in this crib.

INTO JAPANESE

さて、これは壮観なゲーマーの瞬間です。このベビーベッドにはパーティーはありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, this is a spectacular gamer's moment. There are no parties in this crib.