YOU SAID:
Yo potato I'm your momma
INTO JAPANESE
よ私はあなたのママ ジャガイモ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
So my mom your potato
INTO JAPANESE
だから私の母、ジャガイモ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's why my mother, potatoes
INTO JAPANESE
だからこそ私の母、ジャガイモ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's why my mother, potatoes
Come on, you can do better than that.