YOU SAID:
Yo, my name is so cool! Right on, let's bang, chick.
INTO JAPANESE
よし、私の名前はとてもクールです!さあ、ひよこ、強打しましょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
All right, my name is so cool!
INTO JAPANESE
さて、私の名前はとてもクールです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, my name is so cool!
INTO JAPANESE
まあ、私の名前はとてもクールです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, my name is so cool!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.