YOU SAID:
Yo my dude, hows you?
INTO JAPANESE
よ私のおい、どうしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You my dude, what do you want?
INTO JAPANESE
あなた私のおい、あなたは何をしますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You my dude, what will you do?
INTO JAPANESE
あなた私のおいの何かですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You is something my dude?
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、何か私のおい?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What you my dude?
INTO JAPANESE
どのようなあなたは私の男?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What's my man?
INTO JAPANESE
私の男は何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is my man?
INTO JAPANESE
私の男は何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What is my man?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.