YOU SAID:
Yo momma, where you at?
INTO JAPANESE
よママ、どこで?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm MOM, where?
INTO JAPANESE
私はお母さん、どこですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My mother, where is?
INTO JAPANESE
私の母、どこですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where is my mother?
INTO JAPANESE
私の母はどこですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Where is my mother?
Come on, you can do better than that.