YOU SAID:
Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale her phone number showed up
INTO JAPANESE
Yo momma so fat 体重計に乗ると彼女の電話番号が表示された
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yo momma so fat When I stepped on the scale, I saw her phone number
INTO JAPANESE
Yo momma so fat 体重計に乗ったら彼女の電話番号が見えた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yo momma so fat When I got on the scale, I saw her phone number
INTO JAPANESE
Yo momma so fat 体重計に乗ったら彼女の電話番号が見えた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yo momma so fat I saw her phone number when I got on the scale
INTO JAPANESE
Yo momma 太り過ぎ 体重計に乗ったら彼女の電話番号が見えた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yo momma overweight I got on the scale and saw her phone number
INTO JAPANESE
Yo momma overweight 体重計に乗ったら彼女の電話番号を見た
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Yo momma overweight I got on the scale and saw her phone number
That didn't even make that much sense in English.