YOU SAID:

Yo momma so dumb that she sat on the TV and watched the couch.

INTO JAPANESE

ヨママはとても馬鹿げているので、彼女はテレビに座ってソファを見ました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yomama is so stupid that she sat on TV and watched the couch.

INTO JAPANESE

ヨママはバカなのでテレビに座ってソファを見た。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yomama is stupid, so I sat on the TV and watched the sofa.

INTO JAPANESE

ヨママはバカなので、テレビに座ってソファを見ました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Yomama is stupid, so I sat on the TV and watched the sofa.